Ever have that one co-worker that you cannot stand!? Yepp, I’ve got one. My Assitant Manager. Sometimes I don’t even understand how she got her job. Oh wait, she has a four year degree. She claims that her four year degree in communications got her her job at Five Below. Well, you just wasted a shit load of money because all of my managers don’t even have college degrees. Hence, why they are working in retail! She thinks too highly of herself. She will explain ever job to us like we are retarded and can’t function properly. She also teaches people how to budget. You know, because that’s something that people don’t ever do. When she told me that, I was like uhhh yeah? I budget all the time. She ignored this and continued to show me how she budgets. First of all, I don’t give a fuck. Second of all, EVERYBODY BUDGETS. No, you did not invent sorry for the breaking news. She doesn’t even ever work. She never gets anything done and will purposely stay at night claiming the drawers are off the get easy overtime. I’m sorry, but isn’t that technically stealing? She is so intimidated by me because she thinks I am going to steal her AM position. Yepp, move over bitch. I’m taking your job ASAP. Because you suck at it!
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